Showing posts with label Barnet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barnet. Show all posts

Monday, 12 October 2009

Fireworks


Rola-Cola Sponsored English League 2

Rochdale AFC 2 - 1 Barnet FC


Journey


Chaffeur driven to Spotland today.  No, not because I have had some starry fit and insisted that Roch Valley Radio provide me with a limo equipped with satellite TV, a mini bar and a selection of warm pies (I would be clueless with warm ladies - I can just about handle warm pies) - it's because of idiots.  Let me explain...

Car crime is a fact in our fair town.  It happens.  It happens quite a lot.  In spite of which, It was still a bit of a surprise when it happened to me.  More surprising was what they did to my car.  Having made a fairly poor attempt at nicking it from the front of my house - they set fire to it, in front of my house.  Nothing quite prepare's you for coming home from the pub to find that your pride and joy is now a gutted wreck, welded to the road by what had once been it's tyre's.

So no car and the nice folks at the insurance company have managed to wriggle off the hook as well.  Thank you idiots - thanks a bunch.

Monday, 6 July 2009

Picture this


Barnet FC 2 - 1 Rochdale AFC

Journey:

13:45, Spotland Stadium. None of my usual travelling companions would be making the trip down to 'that' London tonight. However, I would not be making the trip alone. My passenger this afternoon would be Mr. Brookes.

With himself safely installed in the front seat I headed for the motorway. Having Mr. Brookes along for the trip had one immediate benefit - my hormonal SatNav, Jane, would not be required. The lion's share of twenty years touring the stadia of England's lower leagues meant that I would be guided today by BrookesNav.

M62, M60, M62, M6, M6TOLL, M42, M1, M25 - some wiggly bits in rural Hertfordshire - and bingo - we were at Underhill.

There had been two areas of concern on the trip southwards:

1) The weather. Typical Rochdale weather had given way to rain. Lots and lots of rain. By the time we had passed Birmingham it was absolutely tipping it down. Our arrival in Barnet was greeted by a swirling gale and a torrential downpour.

2) Mr. Brookes had been got at. I am convinced of it. Everyone who gets in my car feels it is OK to pass some negative comment about the contents of my I-Pod. I am certain Mr. Keane is behind this in some way. I just can't work out how he is doing it. Mr. Brookes comments were as follows:

'Have you ever let a psychologist listen to your I-Pod?'
'No...'
'I wouldn't.'

When will this hate campaign ever end?

There was one further area of concern. Due to other commitments Dale's official photographer could not make the trip to Barnet. So I volunteered. How hard could it be? I have taken loads of photo's - many of which don't include my finger. Plus I had the use of Mr. Brookes camera - complete with zoom lense. Should be a doddle.

With instructions to find 'somewhere in the stand with a good view and take a few pictures', I set off. I did as I was told. I found somewhere with an excellent view. Unfortunately, it happened to be the directors box. In due course some very large men politely ushered my away. After some hasty explaining and showing of passes I was guided through a small gate and onto the side of the pitch.

Lots of odd things have happened to me this season. But standing on the edge of the pitch as Joe Thompson and Will Buckley warmed up in front of me, with the Barnet manager screaming down my earhole, as I tried to affect the confident manner of a professional photographer is by far the oddest.

Food:

A stop at the services on the way to Underhill meant that I had already taken in my quota of water and dust for today. Consequently the gastronomic delights of Barnet remained a mystery to me.

Ground:

A large seated main stand on one side flanked by a smaller covered area and an open terrace facing a large covered terrace - part of which was allocated to the away fans (291 of them tonight). A small modern seated stand at one end and an uncovered terrace with an adjacent small, covered seating area at the other.

The pitch, allowing for the famous slope, was beautifully manicured - for tonights encounter the ground staff had favoured us with a tartan pattern.

Not the most spectacular ground in the world (the smallest capacity in English league football) - but amazingly well maintained. Someone clearly puts a lot of effort into keeping it up to snuff.

That said, the directors box wasn't up to much.

Action:

News. 800 Dale fans have already bought their tickets for the Trans-Heywood derby game. A rare full house at Gigg Lane would appear to be on the cards. Dale's new signing, Craig Dawson, has been loaned back to Radcliffe Borough for the rest of the season, although I understand that he continues to train with the Rochdale squad.

There would be one change to the side which saw off Grimsby at the weekend. Lee McEvilly would replace Lee Thorpe at centre forward.

As the elf-like Mr. Ward got procedings underway - I discovered that I had a fairly serious issue. Photographing a football match isn't a doddle at all. By the time you have done all the focussing stuff - whatever you had planned to photograph has long since gone. To make matters worse the typhoon that was strutting its stuff over London had actually got worse - which meant that I spent more time wiping the lense/camera down than I did taking pictures. I really didn't think this through. Anyway, while I faffed around with my borrowed camera, there was a game on.

Both sides struggled with the conditions, however, Barnet who were playing uphill seemed to settle the better and created a selection of good opportunities. O'Flynn and Deverdics both going close for the Bee's. Dale, playing downhill and into the wind, were struggling to pass the ball around. In spite of that they also managed to create chances to take the lead. The best of them being a Wiseman header and a long range effort from St. Adam.

As half time approached it seemed that in spite of both sides attacking aspirations the treachrous weather would ensure that honours would remain even at 0-0.

However, around the 40 minute mark the weather would lend a hand. To Barnet. A Fielding goal kick soared up into the tempest - as it got to the half way line, it stopped in mid-air and then reversed itself back towards the Rochdale goal. Bishop for Barnet was the most alert to the situation and won the ball as it dropped back to earth and a neat lay off saw O'Fynn bearing down on the Fielding. His powerful, low finish left young Frank with little chance. 1-0 Barnet.

The Bee's lead would not last for long though. Deep into first half stoppage time Rochdale won a corner. Adam's delivered a pacy, flighted ball which found Toner unmarked in the six yard area. Toner's header to the back post found a lurking McEvilly who had the simple task of tickling the ball over the line. 1-1.

As the players trudged towards the balmier climes of the changing rooms - I had a stroke of luck. The battery on the camera ran out. My brief and somewhat ill-starred career as a photographer was over. I imagine the photographic profession heaved a collective sigh of relief.

Being part of t' media I was allowed into the press lounge at half time. I was quietly hugging a cup of coffee to thaw out my hands when I noticed a familiar face. Sometime Chelsea favourite and the only manager besides Keith Hill to take Dale to the play-off's - John Hollins. I did think about talking to him. I really did. However, on reflection I decided that my default position of remaining silent and looking slightly gormless would probably work best.

In the second half two things were pretty clear. Rochdale were happy with a point. Barnet weren't.

Dale conjoured up a few decent efforts courtesy of St. Adam and Rundle - but seemed happier to defend what they had. Barnet on the other hand slashed at the Rochdale defences with ever increasing vigour. The Bee's Adomah down the right turning the usually rock solid Kennedy inside out seemingly at will.

It was far from pretty, but Rochdale applied themselves to the task and it seemed that in spite of all of Barnet's attractive build up play - the Bee's would remain frustrated.

...and then things went a bit wobbly.

From the 70 minute mark Rochdale had started to make substitutions. Thorpe for McEvilly on 70. Shaker Maker for Rundle on 72. Dagnall for St. Adam on 78.

On 88 minutes Dagnall made a rather agricultural lunge at Bishop. He had been aiming to take the ball - I am pretty convinced of that - however when he missed it completely the consequences were inevitable. Bishop collapsed in a rather theatrical heap, Mr. Ward rummaged in his back pocket and Dagnall's part in procedings were done. Straight red.

Still, with only minutes of regular time and some stoppage time to negotiate - it seemed that Dale would walk away with their point. Sadly not.

Deep into injury time Barnet won a throw in - just in line with the 18 yard area. A Barnet shirt flicked the ball on to the previously anonymous Bolasie who found that the Dale defences had parted before him. He didn't waste any time. 2-1 Barnet.

Summary:

On paper at least, this tie looked very winable. Considering the conditions a point would have been very acceptable. However, taking into account Barnet's perilous league position, very few (including me) had anticipated that they would put up such a credible fight.

They say that the league table does not lie - particularly at this time in the season. In Barnet's case it does. This was not the rather flaky outfit who visited Spotland early in the season. They have a host of decent players - Albert Adomah shone throughout ( I spent the second half in the main stand - every time Adomah got the ball I was deafened by shouts of 'Albert!') as did O'Flynn and Lockwood. They were good value for their win. Weather or no weather. If they continue to perform like they did tonight - Barnet have no relegation concerns whatsoever.

Rochdale were good - although they really did struggle with the weather - they were just not good enough in the end.

As for my photography, after all the shots of grass, sky and my feet were removed, only a handful of useable photo's remained.

You can see them here.

Turner Watch:

Mr. Turner assures us that he will make his triumphant return for the Trans-Heywood Derby.


3/03/09

Home


Rochdale AFC 3 - 1 Barnet FC

Journey:

No roadworks, no complaints about the morality of other road users, no issues with parking - the only thing worthy of comment was Greater Manchester Police's cone festooned crack-down on the approaches to Spotland.

Normally the approaches to Spotland are littered with cars. Any given trip to Spotland usually involves waiting patiently behind a Volvo estate trying vainly to reverse into a space the size of a shopping trolley. But not today - I swept by with barely a second thought. Having parked up I sauntered towards the ground amid a growing throng of Dale fans.

The first home league game of the season. A time for looking forward - and perhaps a little look back, just a little one... This time of year is typically marked by a kind of naive optimism at Spotland - moving through the gathering crowd - naive optimism had given way to simmering expectation.

Before I set off today I watched Chris Hoy win his second Olympic gold medal for Great Britain in the cycling. Being on the older side, I remember when no-one cared about Olympic cycling - we had Thompson, Cram, Coe, Ovett, Wells, Christie, Akabusi, Black, Backley and Jackson to win our medals. There was that strange Boardman fellow who popped up now and then - but he was little more than a sideshow. So what changed? Vision, science, planning and investment - that's what. In the season and a half since Messers Hill & Flitcroft took the handlebars - that same blend has been applied at Rochdale AFC. OK - we are doing it on a smaller scale, with smaller budgets - but we are doing it. The results are there for all to see.

A team from an unfashionable town, with no reputation, made up of virtual unknowns made it to the cusp of promotion last season. In the summer we have pruned, we have aquired and we have learned our lessons.

Rochdale expects.

Weather:

This is the tricky part of the season: Just light shirt - light shirt with light jacket over arm - light shirt under light jacket - heavy shirt with heavy waterproof coat. Considering todays conditions were breezy but humid - guess which option I chose? Yep, I was sweating like a cart horse.

Messers Keane and Turner had elected for light shirt under light jacket - but due to the changeable conditions I has subjected to the least erotic, stereo striptease in the history of ever - as the jacket's went on, and then off, and then on and cetera... Mr. Mitchell thankfully stuck with the light shirt option throughout. Perhaps there is a God.

Food:

Having arrived uncharacteristically early - I plumped for the meat and potato pie/diet coke option. I witnessed Mr. Turner slaughter a cheese burger - Mr. Keane and Mr. Mitchell's scoffing habits were a mystery to me: I was too busy reading the match program - more on this later.

It will become clear a little later why I made a second journey to the Sandy Lane Patisserie - but for now, let' s just assume I really fancied more pie. While I stood in the queue I tuned into the other footballing contest at Spotland today.

It is a little observed or understood fact that the under tens who are borne to Spotland under varying degrees of duress, have to find ways to amuse themselves. In the Sandy - this means a rough and ready game of football - using an empty pop bottle as a ball. As I waited in the pie queue I saw Keane jnr pull off a devastating, low free kick which I believe brought the score to 12-9. This was probably the highlight of the first 40 minutes of home football at Spotland 2008/09.

Away Support:

Few and silent.

Action:

So, we had failed to score at Grimsby and we had failed to score against Oldham during the week. Granted, we hadn't conceded - but it was a little worrying.

On two minutes - it became very worrying. A Bee's freekick, Tabiri's resulting flick on found Birchall who unleashed a seemingly impossible volley past a stationary and bemused Russell. 0-1 Barnet.

The next 37 minutes were dreadful. Rochdale could easily have found themselves going into the break 2 or 3 down. The outright poverty of Rochdale's performance provoked my second trip to the patisserie. Keane jnr's admitedly amazing free-kick really was very little consolation.
This could be a long season...

Then on 39 a bit of endeavour from Dagnall saw him deep in the Barnet area - a neat lay-off and Rundle found the net. 1-1. Literally something out of nothing.

Six minutes later and it happened again - the ball arrived at Dagnall's feet at the edge of the Bee's box - and then it was in the net. 2-1. In the words of David Coleman - extraordinary!!!

Half time. Our new signing Mark Jones (a welsh international no less) made an appearance to draw the winning Golden Gamble ticket - paperwork complications meant he couldn't take the field today. It seems our quest for a right sided midfielder is over - I hope.

I returned to studying the program - because I have a plan. This is the season I am going to attend every league game - home and away. It is a big ask - especially when you consider Tuesday night trips to Gillingham and Barnet - but I am going to do it. Oh - and write about it to. I have even come up with a name - The 101 Project. 101 - because this is Dale's 101'st season and project - because it is a - errrr - project.

After the horror show of the first half the second half proved to be one of the most one sided encounters I have ever watched. Dale pretty well drove Barnet from the field of play. The only real surprise was that it took Dale until the 72 minute mark to further extend their lead. A long clearance from Russell found Shaw galloping towards the Barnet goal and a deft drive saw the ball in the back of the net. 3-1.

A couple of late efforts from St. Adam could have made the rout more comprehensive - but 3-1 it remained.

As I made my way back to the car, Playboy Dan jumped out of a hedge to say hello. 'Are you trying to get in the report again Dan?' I asked - 'Yes' he said. Wish granted Dan.

Summary:

Dale rode their luck today - Barnet really had us on the rack in the first period, but just couldn't make their dominance count. A six minute Rochdale blitz, completely against the run of play seemed to break their hearts - the team that returned in the second period seemed to have given up before they began.

Rundle, Dagnall and Shaw all impressed and scored, but for me the star of the show was Hellboy - pretty well the only Dale player to exit the first half with any credit and pulled the strings throughout the second half.

A home win and 4 points from 6. Rochdale expects...

Turner Watch:

Well, aside of the coat issues - another solid performance. In a week when speculation surrounding the long term future of this section has intensified - I would like to make it clear that Mr. Turner has the full backing of the author.


16/08/08